If you want to reach a state of bliss, then go beyond your ego and the internal dialogue.

"If you want to reach a state of bliss, then go beyond your ego and the internal dialogue. Make a decision to relinquish the need to control, the need to be approved, and the need to judge. Those are the three things the ego is doing all the time. It's very important to be aware of them every time they come up.”
-- Deepak Chopra

Don't cook. Don't clean. No man will ever make love to a woman because she waxed the linoleum

Don't cook.  Don't clean.  No man will ever make love to a woman because she waxed the linoleum - "My God, the floor's immaculate.  Lie down, you hot bitch."
~ Joan Rivers