Tuesday, November 25, 2008

ok a tangent about cock size

I've been going through craigslist a lot out of bordem and just to see who and what's out there. GUYS LISTEN THE FUCK UP THIS IS IMPORTANT! The word "HUNG" is so over used. Just because you have a penis and it hangs does not mean you are hung. What is with all these guys posting pictures of a little tiny penis or even an average one and saying they're hung? I mean I'm not a size queen but that's like calista flockheart saying she's chesty because she has nipples. Wake the fuck up people seriously. I mean to each their own but the average dick size according to google is like 5- 5ish inches so by that assumption lets say if you're under at least 7 inches you have no right to say you're hung. Also if you're face looks like bill clinton and your body looks like rosie o donnel you are not hot or sexy. What is with the hideous fatty mc fattersons saying I'm hot and hung when they weigh about the same as a vw bug and are as equipt as a mosquito. Seriously people stop embarassing yourself and for fucks sake STOP BREEDING! God Damn cretins! I like money... do you like sex AND money? idiots lol

Courtesy of Nicky The Capricorn Cunt

Friday, November 21, 2008

Feeling better can prevent getting sick!

Physics 101: "A body in motion stays in motion."

* Enjoying the outdoors

* Spending more time with friends,
nurture and cherish your relationships.
Share yourself; open up, expand and include.
Invest in your relationships: give to others,
and allow others to contribute to you.

* Doing more of the things that make you feel good,
perhaps watching funny movies and receiving regular massages

* Practicing yoga and relaxation every day,
even if it's only for five (5) minutes

* Becoming responsible for everything in your life;
Stop complaining, hating, carrying grudges

* Eating mindfully and sensibly. Always sit down when eating and
enjoy every single bite to the fullest. Remember what we eat
shows up in the body and changes our brain chemistry.

* Have and create more fun for yourself and others
around you. Value your friends.
Regularly set aside some time to be with them.

* Eat and drink more of what is good for you,
foods that are freshly cooked. Lots of fruits, vegetables.
Plenty of water (not too cold) before breakfast and between meals.

* Learn to forgive. Forgiveness is freeing.
It allows you to release the past and live in the now.
It is the ultimate gift you can give yourself.

* Learn to communicate with your body;
it does not speak English!
It communicates in feelings and sensations.
Be attentive to your body.
When you feel discomfort, find the cause and fix it.

* Follow your heart, your gut feeling
your body can take care of you, be nice to it.

Ohm

Found at: http://www.yogaofindia.com/this_week.htm

Tuesday, November 18, 2008

Don't make someone a priority if they only make you an option

"Don't make someone a priority if they only make you an option..."

Saturday, November 15, 2008

The Dash

THE DASH

IN MEMORY OF SWEET "J"

JENNIFER L. RECORD



I READ OF A GIRL WHO STOOD TO SPEEK AT THE FUNERAL OF HER FRIEND.SHE REFERRED TO THE DATES ON HER TOMBSTONE FROM THE BEGINNING... TO THE END. SHE NOTED THE FIRST DATE WAS THE ONE OF HER BIRTH, & SHE SPOKE OF THE SECOND WITH TEARS. BUT WHAT SHE SAID MATTERED THE MOST OF ALL WAS "THE DASH" BETWEEN THOSE YEARS.

FOR "THE DASH" REPRESENTS ALL THE TIME THAT SHE SPENT ALIVE ON EARTH. AND NOW ONLY THOSE WHO LOVED HER KNOW WHAT THAT LITTLE LINE IS WORTH. FOR IT MATTERS NOT HOW MUCH WE OWN ... THE CARS, THE HOUSE, THE CASH. WHAT MATTERS IS... HOW WE LIVE & LOVE AND HOW WE SPEND "OUR DASH".

SO THINK LONG & HARD... ARE THERE THINGS YOU'D LIKE TO CHANGE???

FOR YOU NEVER KNOW HOW MUCH TIME IS LEFT. YOU COULD BE IN "THE DASH" END RANGE!

IF WE COULD SLOW DOWN ENOUGH TO CONSIDER WHAT'S TRUE & WHAT'S REAL, & ALWAYS TRY TO UNDERSTAND THE WAY THAT OTHER PEOPLE FEEL & BE LESS QUICK TO ANGER & SHOW APPRECIATION MORE, & LOVE THE PEOPLE IN OUR LIVES, LIKE WE'VE NEVER LOVED BEFOR.

IF WE TREAT EACH OTHER WITH RESPECT , & MORE OFTEN WEAR A SMILE. -REMEMBER THAT THIS SPECIAL "DASH" MIGHT ONLY LAST A LITTLE WHILE.

SO WHEN AT LAST THE TIME HAS COME FOR YOUR LIFE'S ACTIONS TO REHASH,

WILL YOU BE PLEASED WITH THE THINGS THEY SAY ABOUT THE WAY YOU SPENT

-"YOUR DASH"?

Found at: http://blog.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.view&friendID=154364126&blogID=404047608